MMMmmmmmmmHmmm.

There is nothing like getting blatantly cruised to give your self esteem a little pep. Nothing quite like having a stranger's eyes give you the up and down. And today, as I was walking through obstetrics, I totally got cruised by a 17 year old pregnant girl who was high as a mother fucking kite, sprawled out on a chair with one of her swollen legs over the arm of the chair. I just got eye fucked as an enticement to become a new baby daddy.



Every time I start to get realllllllly sick of working here, things happen that just renew my love of Baltimore and the social nuances of the Jonny Hop. And now I’d like to shower.