I rode the bus today with a slightly odd co-worker. Turns out his girlfriend has been living in Salt Lake City working as a handler and trainer for the Aviary at the zoo out there. She is supposed to be moving back to Pittsburgh later, so that should help their relationship. I encouraged him to have her move down here, as the fact that there is a Medival Times Dinner and Tournament would mean that she could be the hawk chick. Everyone loves a hawk chick, right?

Ooooh the job search. I just found out that my aunt/godmother is following her husband to South Africa for a week for business, and then sticking around for 10 weeks in Tanzania to work at an orphanage.

New little black cousin in five….four….three…two….

Actually, I am pretty jealous. In scouring the grand Baltimore world of employment opportunities, I am coming up a smidge disinterested in it all. Has anyone ever really found a job on Monster or Careerbuilder? It looks to be nothing but ads for marketing firms that don’t really exist and start-up mortgage companies. Nee dank u.

And in the Most. Exciting. News. Ever…..

https://secure1.asphostingservices.com/rocklands/index2.htm


The Live Lawrence Welk Show is fucking going to Pigeon Forge Tennessee.

That fucking means Welk in Dollywood.

I am starting to have an asthma attack at how ridiculously THE SHIT that would be as a road trip.