Fun things I have seen recently:


A one armed man jogging. He had on nice running shoes, but I think he would have looked much more natural with a sword in one hand, as if he had come from battle.

A very very pregnant woman in a wheelchair having an asthma attack. As I got closer, I realized it wasn’t an asthma attack, but that she was holding a cell phone up to her mouth and making noises into it that sounded like Satan scolding his children.

A very dumpy looking 50-something year old black man in the clinic today was singing “Everything Counts” by Depeche Mode today as he was waiting for a blood draw. Somehow that made me remember that last night I dreamt that I was trying to protect my rabbits and hares imported from New Zeeland from kidnappers. I dont know why either.

This, my dear Virginia, is why i need more computer skills. two.five years of having a home computer racked by virus and being too broke ass to invest in a new one sliced away at critical learning time. nothing like being locked to a work computer to link outwards to retard your abilities.
anyho. Howsbout combining two very happy memories into one happy place. Well done, gov'nah, well done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVGZRmK7E1Q

further proof--how the hell do you imbed a video, and is it spelt imbed? that sounds too kinkified.

Seriously folks, can we loose the spiderweb tattoo on the elbow? certainly there can be scarier/tougher things to place there. How about spooky eyes? or a crop circle? or a dart board? be a tough guy and take a dart or two.

have you noticed that he never has bad lighting?

what is it about Thai photographer's cameras that cast such interesting shades? the only person i have seen with more soft lighting for the camera was, well, jonbenet.

So it struck me last night that there could be a source.
For the past few weeks, I have been slowly creeping towards accepting the notion that Justin Timberlake may actually have talent. I had fought this idea for a long time, and even when his solo album blew up over conceivable form of radio, and he was beloved by the gays and the thugs and the teenyboppers, I held true to my [near always correct] knee jerk reaction. But, I have been slowly letting myself accept that he may, in fact, be bringing sexy back.
But last night it hit me.
It may not be him bringing it back.

I think it is Aaliyah. I think when Aaliyah died in 2001, her soul left her body and took over Justin Timberlake.

Pudding [where the proof is, duh] :

Somehow, Justin Timberlake has R&B cred despite being in one of the most successful boy bands of all time. That shouldn’t have happened.

Aaliyah launched her career by pairing up and marrying R. Kelly, clearly like 47 years her senior, where she exploded into a bunch of megasexuality. JT basically got his solo career off the ground by first popping Britney’s cherry, then linking himself sexually to Janet Jackson [at least to her boob] and then to Cameron Diez, who is clearly 47 years older than he.

JT is now being produced by Timberland. And a bunch of other people. But they don’t help my fabulous theory. In any case, the move to darker experimental dance is the exact same Timberland path that Aaliyah was taking. Every song he has released can as easily play in my head with Aaliyah singing as it can by him.

Aaliyah played a vampire. And she moved like quite the little soul stealing siren. I don’t believe in vampires, or that she really was one. I’m just sayin.

at last i heed the call.

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wellllll, if you insist